That said, I'm probably going to end up spoiling Persona 3 and 4 in this, so be warned if you haven't played those.Īt some point I actually decided to go back and add section dividers to this LP, but I didn't plan ahead so a lot of them are in the middle of updates. In the extremely rare instance that I have added a line (you know, as a joke) and it isn't immediately obvious that I have done so, I have underlined the relevant text.ĪBSOLUTELY NO FUCKING SPOILERS THIS GAME HAS BEEN OUT FOR A WEEK AND A HALF This is a game with a lot of flashbacks and reflections from the main character, which have been denoted through italics. To break up the monotony and make things a bit more entertaining for your sake (but primarily my own), over the course of this LP I indulge in bad Photoshops, worse jokes, and the occasional inexplicable narrative experiment guest update. If thats not enough to scare you off, go right ahead and enjoy? ![]() Persona 5 is a very long, and in parts very repetitive game. I tuned into this LP and it was fucking bugnuts, what the hell are you trying to pull here? edit: lol we ditch that guide shit like a month in, buckle up kids The real issue is just stats and when to boost what, which hopefully will become a non-issue with help from this. If we have to get them to Rank 9 and back off for a bit, thats fine. I say loosely because the only one right now advocates maxing some of the party members before dungeon 3 and screw that. If we cant fit all of them in Ill find another way to show them off, whatever, but Ill also be loosely following a guide to help out with it. It's a game with the subtlety of a brick and the narrative cohesion of that same brick being thrown through a window. It's a JRPG paced like a game of Red Light, Green Light being run by an asshole who thinks it's funny to make it last like twenty minutes. Persona 5 is an extremely proficient simulator of being a teenager, with all that entails: wasting time, confused rebelliousness, getting annoyed at your friends who can't keep it in their pants, and casual homophobia! Actually, that's unfair: the homophobia in this game is expert and accomplished. Witness whatever the fuck this LP has become. Witness me losing my mind and resorting to cheap gimmicks to keep myself entertained. Witness a strange, overwritten and underdeveloped plot and characters. Witness a weird, rushed translation with awkward phrasing galore. ![]() Witness me slowly becoming disillusioned with this game in real-time over the course of almost two years. This is the story of a game that simply refuses to end. This is a story about someone whos never actually completed an LP going, Wouldnt it be fun if I did the hundred hour JRPG with more text than Infinite Jest? This is not a story about the triumph of the human spirit. ![]() This is actually a tale of endurance, and a parable about the hubris of man. When I wrote it, I was a younger, more innocent man. Hopefully I dont get nabbed by Atlus streaming restrictions (if theyre actually being enforced in any capacity). Ill probably also put up boss fights just to give a feel for progression through the game. This is going to be an SSLP with a few video links for certain cutscenes and the like. For real, though, this is a fantastic game that takes what I loved about both previous games in the series (particularly Persona 4) and even Catherine and expands on them in great new ways. Welcome to the nightmare that will haunt me to the end of my days, also known as this Lets Play of Persona 5! The ultimate in bad ideas begins now.
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